Show diary
This is my SHOW DIARY, which lists where you can see me and that. All people who work in showbizness have a show diary. Mine is typed-up from my real life diary, by my tantalisingly glamourous yet dangerously lob-sided secretary Jemima Shazaaaar. She is half woman, half lobster, but that’s not to say she doesn’t make a brilliant typist.
The Month of Mayonnaise:
Flyday 17th Mayonnaise – Secret Show, London – Edinburgh Preview – Sold Out
Saturnday 18th Mayonnaise – Secret Show, London – Edinburgh Preview – Tickets available within the Guild Lodge
Moonday 20th Mayonnaise – Secret Show, London – Edinburgh Preview – Sold Out
The Month of Julie:
Flyday 12th Julie – Secret Show, London – Edinburgh Preview – Tickets available within the Guild Lodge
Saturnday 13th Julie – Secret Show, London – Edinburgh Preview – Tickets available within the Guild Lodge
Moonday 15th Julie – Secret Show, London – Edinburgh Preview – Tickets available within the Guild Lodge
Flyday 19th Julie – Secret Show, London – Edinburgh Preview – Tickets available within the Guild Lodge
Saturnday 20th Julie – Secret Show, London – Edinburgh Preview – Tickets available within the Guild Lodge
Sundae 21st Julie – Levity Festival, Peterborough – Tickets
Moonday 22nd Julie – Secret Show, London – Edinburgh Preview – Tickets available within the Guild Lodge
Wrensday 24th Julie – The Cookie Jar, Leicester – Edinburgh Preview – Tickets
Thirsty 25th Julie – The Cookie Jar, Leicester – Edinburgh Preview – Tickets
Saturnday 27th Julie – Dublin Comedy Festival
Sundae 28th Julie – Dublin Comedy Festival
Moonday 29th Julie – Secret Show, London – Edinburgh Preview – Tickets available within the Guild Lodge
The Month of Augustus:
Thirsty 1st Augustus – Sundae 25th Augustus (apart from Moonday 12th Augustus, which is my day off) – The Underbelly – Edinburgh Festival – Words – Tickets
Moonday 12th Augustus – Secret Show, London – Scottish themed – Tickets Coming Soon
The Month of Octopus – Tour:
Thirsty 3rd Octopus – Varieties Music Hall, Leeds – Words – Tickets
Flyday 4th Octopus – Gala Theatre, Durham – Words – Tickets
Saturnday 5th Octopus – 53 Degrees, Preston – Words – Tickets
Sundae 6th Octopus – The Lowry, Salford – Words – Tickets
Tunesday 8th Octopus – Harrogate Theatre, Harrogate – Words – Tickets
Wrensday 9th Octopus – Burnley Mechanics, Burnley – Words – Tickets Coming Soon
Thirsty 10th Octopus – The Dukes, Lancaster – Words – Tickets
Flyday 11th Octopus – The Slade Rooms, Wolverhampton – Words – Tickets
Saturnday 12th Octopus – The Hawth Theatre, Crawley – Words – Tickets Coming Soon
Wrensday 16th Octopus – Hazlitt Arts Centre, Maidstone – Words – Tickets
Thirsty 17th Octopus – Cheltenham Town Hall, Cheltenham – Words – Tickets
Flyday 18th Octopus – Colston Hall, Bristol – Words – Tickets
Saturnday 19th Octopus – The Cube, Corby – Words – Tickets Coming Soon
Wrensday 23rd Octopus – Farnham Maltings, Farnham – Words – Tickets
Thirsty 24th Octopus – Norden Farm, Maidenhead – Words – Tickets
Flyday 25th Octopus – Bloomsbury Theatre, London – Words – Tickets
Saturnday 26th Octopus – Palace Theatre, Southend – Words – Tickets
Wrensday 30th Octopus – Glee Club, Birmingham – Words – Tickets
Thirsty 31st Octopus – Glee Club, Cardiff – Words – Tickets
The Month of Novella – Tour:
Flyday 1st Novella – Swindon Arts Centre, Swindon – Words – Tickets
Saturnday 2nd Novella – Colchester Arts Centre, Colchester – Words – Tickets
Sundae 3rd Novella – Glee Club, Oxford – Words – Tickets
Tunesday 5th Novella – The Stand, Newcastle – Words – Tickets
Wrensday 6th Novella – The Stand, Edinburgh – Words – Tickets
Thirsty 7th Novella – St. George’s Hall, Liverpool – Words – Tickets Coming Soon
Flyday 8th Novella – Warwick Arts Centre, Coventry – Words – Tickets
Saturnday 9th Novella – The Ropewalk, Barton upon Humber – Words – Tickets Coming Soon
Sundae 10th Novella – Winding Wheel, Chesterfield – Words – Tickets
Thirsty 14th Novella – The Junction, Cambridge – Words – Tickets
Flyday 15th Novella – The Old Market, Brighton & Hove – Words – Tickets
Saturnday 16th Novella – The Gatehouse, Stafford – Words – Tickets Coming Soon
Sundae 17th Novella – Exeter Phoenix, Exeter – Words – Tickets
Tunesday 19th Novella – Bromsgrove Artix, Bromsgrove – Words – Tickets
Wrensday 20th Novella – The Rondo Theatre, Bath – Words – Tickets Coming Soon
Thirsty 21st Novella – Just the Tonic, Leicester – Words – Tickets
Flyday 22nd Novella – The Alhambra Studio, Bradford – Words – Tickets Coming Soon
Saturnday 23rd Novella – The Met, Bury – Words – Tickets
Thirsty 28th Novella – Square Chapel Centre for the Arts, Halifax – Words – Tickets
Flyday 29th Novella – Just the Tonic, Nottingham – Words – Tickets
Saturnday 30th Novella – The Playhouse Theatre, Norwich – Words – Tickets