Show diary

 

This is my SHOW DIARY, which lists where you can see me and that. All people who work in showbizness have a show diary. Mine is typed-up from my real life diary, by my tantalisingly glamourous yet dangerously lob-sided secretary Jemima Shazaaaar. She is half woman, half lobster, but that’s not to say she doesn’t make a brilliant typist.

My U.K Tour is now on sale! I will be taking my brand new show, Image Conscious all around the nation, starting in the month of Septet. See all tickets below baybayyyy!

2018

THE MONTH OF JUNIPER:

Moonday 25th Juniper – Secret Preview – Secret London Location – Image Conscious Tickets Available within the Guild Lodge

 

THE MONTH OF JULIE:

Wrensday 11th Julie – Secret Preview – Secret London Location – Image Conscious Tickets Available within the Guild Lodge

Thirsty 19th Julie – The Turn Pot, York – The Great Yorkshire Fringe – Image Conscious Tickets

Flyday 20th Julie – Jesterval, Newcastle – Image ConsciousTickets

Saturnday 28th Julie – Lunar Festival – Tickets

 

THE MONTH OF AUGUSTUS:

The Edinburgh Fridge Festival – Image Conscious

Thirsty 2nd Augustus – Sundae 26th Augustus – The Underbelly, Edinburgh – Tickets

 

THE MONTH OF SEPTET:

U.K. TOUR Image Conscious

Thirsty 27th Septet – Forest Arts Centre, New Milton – Image Conscious Tickets here or here

Flyday 28th Septet – Hanger Farm Arts Centre, Southampton – Image Conscious Tickets here or here

Saturnday 29th Septet – Farnham Maltings, Farnham – Image Conscious  Tickets here or here

 

THE MONTH OF OCTOPUS:

Thirsty 4th Octopus – Swindon Arts Centre, Swindon – Image Conscious  Tickets here or here

Flyday 5th Octopus – The Riverfront, Newport – Image Conscious  Tickets

Saturnday 6th Octopus – The Artrix, Bromsgrove – Image Conscious  Tickets here or here

Flyday 12th Octopus – The Spring, Havant – Image Conscious  Tickets

Saturnday 13th Octopus – The Junction, Cambridge – Image Conscious  Tickets here or here

Thirsty 18th Octopus – The Komedia, Brighton – Image Conscious  Tickets

Flyday 19th Octopus – The Gatehouse Theatre, Stafford – Image Conscious  Tickets here or here

Saturnday 20th Octopus – The Engine Shed, Lincoln – Image Conscious  Tickets

Thirsty 25th Octopus – The Laughterhouse, Liverpool – Image Conscious  Tickets

Flyday 26th Octopus – The Live Rooms, Chester – Image Conscious  Tickets

Saturnday 27th Octopus – The Lowry, Salford – Image Conscious  Tickets here or here

 

THE MONTH OF NOVELLA:

Thirsty 1st Novella – The Phoenix, Exeter – Image Conscious  Tickets here or here

Flyday 2nd Novella – The Plough, Great Torrington – Image Conscious  Tickets

Thirsty 8th Novella – Waterside Arts Centre, Sale – Image Conscious  Tickets

Flyday 9th Novella – The Glee Club, Birmingham – Image Conscious  Tickets

Saturnday 10th Novella – South Street, Reading – Image Conscious  Tickets

Thirsty 15th Novella – Fruit, Hull – Image Conscious  Tickets here or here

Flyday 16th Novella – The Alhambra, Bradford – Image Conscious  Tickets here or here

Saturnday 17th Novella – The Frazer Theatre, Knaresborough – Image Conscious  Tickets

Thirsty 22nd Novella – The Stables, Milton Keynes – Image Conscious  Tickets

Flyday 23rd Novella – The Slade Rooms, Wolverhampton – Image Conscious  Tickets here or here

Saturnday 24th Novella – The Playhouse, Norwich – Image Conscious  Tickets Coming Soon

Flyday 30th Novella – The Old Firestation, Oxford – Image Conscious  Tickets

 

THE MONTH OF DECADENCE:

Saturnday 1st Decadence – The Arts Depot, Finchley – Image Conscious  Tickets

 

2019

U.K. TOUR Image Conscious

THE MONTH OF FABRUARY:

Flyday 1st Fabruary – The Royal Spa Centre, Leamington Spa – Image Conscious  Tickets here or here

Saturnday 2nd Fabruary – Theatre Severn, Shrewsbury – Image Conscious  Tickets

Thirsty 7th Fabruary – The Leadmill, Sheffield – Image Conscious  Tickets

Flyday 8th Fabruary – Gala Theatre, Durham – Image Conscious  Tickets Coming Soon

Thirsty 14th Fabruary – G-Live, Guildford – Image Conscious  Tickets

Flyday 15th Fabruary – Leicester Square Theatre, London – Image Conscious  Tickets here or here

Saturnday 16th Fabruary – Gulbenkian Theatre, Canterbury – Image Conscious  Tickets

Flyday 22nd Fabruary – The Hen & Chicken, Bristol – Image Conscious  Tickets

Thirsty 28th Fabruary – The Glee Club, Nottingham – Image Conscious  Tickets

 

THE MONTH OF MAYONNAISE:

U.K. TOUR Image Conscious

Thirsty 16th Mayonnaise – Colchester Arts Centre, Colchester – Image Conscious  Tickets

Flyday 17th Mayonnaise – Palace Theatre, Southend – Image Conscious  Tickets here or here

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