Show diary

This is my SHOW DIARY, which lists where you can see me and that. All people who work in showbizness have a show diary. Mine is typed-up from my real life diary, by my tantalisingly glamourous yet dangerously lob-sided secretary Jemima Shazaaaar. She is half woman, half lobster, but that’s not to say she doesn’t make a brilliant typist.

My U.K. Tour is now on sale! I will be taking my brand new show, Swan Power, all around the nation and the whirled, starting in the month of Septet. See all tickets below baybayyyy!

2020

THE MONTH OF MAYONNAISE:

Flyday 22nd Mayonnaise – Wells Little Theatre – Wells Comedy Festival – Tickets

Saturnday 23rd Mayonnaise – Tramways – Wells Comedy Festival – Tickets

Sundae 24th Mayonnaise – Tramways – Wells Comedy Festival – Tickets

U.K. TOUR – Swan Power

THE MONTH OF SEPTET:

Flyday 25th Septet – The Avenue Theatre, Ipswich – Tickets

THE MONTH OF OCTOPUS:

Thirsty 1st Octopus – City Varieties, Leeds – Tickets

Flyday 2nd Octopus – G-Live, Guildford – Tickets

Saturnday 10th Octopus – Newport Centre, Newport – Tickets

Sundae 11th Octopus – Theatre Severn, Shrewsbury – Tickets

Thirsy 15th Octopus – Waterside, Sale – Tickets

Flyday 16th Octopus – Just The Tonic, Leicester – Tickets

Saturnday 17th Octopus – Leicester Square Theatre, London – Tickets

Thirsty 22nd Octopus – Glee Club, Oxford – Tickets

Flyday 23rd Octopus – Glee Club, Birmingham – Tickets

Saturnday 24th Octopus – Frazer Theatre, Knaresborough – Tickets

Thirsty 29th Octopus – The Lowry, Salford – Tickets

THE MONTH OF NOVELLA:

Flyday 6th Novella – Just The Tonic, Nottingham – Tickets

Saturnday 7th Novella – The Alhambra, Bradford – Tickets

Thirsty 12th Novella – Glee Club, Glasgow – Tickets

Flyday 13th Novella – ARC, Stockton-on-Tees – Tickets

Saturnday 21st Novella – Farnham Maltings, Farnham – Tickets

Flyday 27th Novella – The Gatehouse, Stafford – Tickets