Show diary

This is my SHOW DIARY, which lists where you can see me and that. All people who work in showbizness have a show diary. Mine is typed-up from my real life diary, by my tantalisingly glamourous yet dangerously lob-sided secretary Jemima Shazaaaar. She is half woman, half lobster, but that’s not to say she doesn’t make a brilliant typist.

My U.K. Tour is now on sale! I will be taking my brand new show, Image Conscious, all around the nation and the whirled, starting in the month of Fabruary. See all tickets below baybayyyy!

2019

THE MONTH OF SEPTET:

Saturnday 21st Septet – Commemoration Hall, Huntingdon – Tickets

U.K. TOUR – Image Conscious

Thirsty 26th Septet – Hot Water, Liverpool – Tickets

Flyday 27th Septet – The Artrix, Bromsgrove – Sold Out

THE MONTH OF OCTOPUS:

Thirsty 3rd Octopus – The Wardrobe, Leeds – Tickets

Flyday 4th Octopus – The Stand, Newcastle – Tickets here or here

Saturnday 5th Octopus – The Lemon Tree, Aberdeen – Tickets here or here

Sundae 6th Octopus – The Stand, Glasgow – Tickets here or here

Thirsty 10th Octopus – The Hawth Theatre, Crawley – Tickets here or here

Flyday 11th Octopus – The Pound Arts Centre, Corsham – Tickets

Wrensday 16th Octopus – Hen & Chicken, Bristol – Tickets

Thirsty 17th Octopus – The Old Fire Station, Oxford – Tickets here or here

Flyday 18th Octopus – The Quarterhouse, Folkestone – Tickets here or here

Saturnday 19th Octopus – Leicester Square Theatre, London – Tickets here or here

Thirsty 24th Octopus – Ashcroft Arts Centre, Fareham – Tickets here or here

THE MONTH OF NOVELLA:

Flyday 8th Novella – Truck Theatre, Hull – Baby Strikes Back! – Tickets

THE MONTH OF DECADENCE:

Saturnday 7th Decadence – The MCT at Alleyn’s School, Dulwich – Tickets