Show diary
This is my SHOW DIARY, which lists where you can see me and that. All people who work in showbizness have a show diary. Mine is typed-up from my real life diary, by my tantalisingly glamourous yet dangerously lob-sided secretary Jemima Shazaaaar. She is half woman, half lobster, but that’s not to say she doesn’t make a brilliant typist.
My U.K Tour is now on sale! I will be taking my brand new show, Image Conscious all around the nation, starting in the month of Septet. See all tickets below baybayyyy!
2018
THE MONTH OF AUGUSTUS:
The Edinburgh Fridge Festival – Image Conscious
Thirsty 2nd Augustus – Sundae 26th Augustus – The Underbelly, Edinburgh – Tickets
THE MONTH OF SEPTET:
U.K. TOUR – Image Conscious
Thirsty 27th Septet – Forest Arts Centre, New Milton – Image Conscious – Tickets here or here
Flyday 28th Septet – Hanger Farm Arts Centre, Southampton – Image Conscious – Tickets here or here
Saturnday 29th Septet – Farnham Maltings, Farnham – Image Conscious – Tickets here or here
THE MONTH OF OCTOPUS:
Thirsty 4th Octopus – Swindon Arts Centre, Swindon – Image Conscious – Tickets here or here
Flyday 5th Octopus – The Riverfront, Newport – Image Conscious – Tickets
Saturnday 6th Octopus – The Artrix, Bromsgrove – Image Conscious – Tickets here or here
Flyday 12th Octopus – The Spring, Havant – Image Conscious – Tickets
Saturnday 13th Octopus – The Junction, Cambridge – Image Conscious – Tickets here or here
Thirsty 18th Octopus – The Komedia, Brighton – Image Conscious – Tickets
Flyday 19th Octopus – The Gatehouse Theatre, Stafford – Image Conscious – Tickets here or here
Saturnday 20th Octopus – The Engine Shed, Lincoln – Image Conscious – Tickets
Thirsty 25th Octopus – The Laughterhouse, Liverpool – Image Conscious – Tickets
Flyday 26th Octopus – The Live Rooms, Chester – Image Conscious – Tickets
Saturnday 27th Octopus – The Lowry, Salford – Image Conscious – Tickets here or here
THE MONTH OF NOVELLA:
Thirsty 1st Novella – The Phoenix, Exeter – Image Conscious – Tickets here or here
Flyday 2nd Novella – The Plough, Great Torrington – Image Conscious – Tickets
Thirsty 8th Novella – Waterside Arts Centre, Sale – Image Conscious – Tickets
Flyday 9th Novella – The Glee Club, Birmingham – Image Conscious – Tickets
Saturnday 10th Novella – South Street, Reading – Image Conscious – Tickets
Thirsty 15th Novella – Fruit, Hull – Image Conscious – Tickets here or here
Flyday 16th Novella – The Alhambra, Bradford – Image Conscious – Tickets here or here
Saturnday 17th Novella – The Frazer Theatre, Knaresborough – Image Conscious – Tickets
Thirsty 22nd Novella – The Stables, Milton Keynes – Image Conscious – Tickets
Flyday 23rd Novella – The Slade Rooms, Wolverhampton – Image Conscious – Tickets here or here
Saturnday 24th Novella – The Playhouse, Norwich – Image Conscious – Tickets
Flyday 30th Novella – The Old Firestation, Oxford – Image Conscious – Tickets
THE MONTH OF DECADENCE:
Saturnday 1st Decadence – The Arts Depot, Finchley – Image Conscious – Tickets
2019
U.K. TOUR – Image Conscious
THE MONTH OF FABRUARY:
Flyday 1st Fabruary – The Royal Spa Centre, Leamington Spa – Image Conscious – Tickets here or here
Saturnday 2nd Fabruary – Theatre Severn, Shrewsbury – Image Conscious – Tickets
Thirsty 7th Fabruary – The Leadmill, Sheffield – Image Conscious – Tickets
Thirsty 14th Fabruary – G-Live, Guildford – Image Conscious – Tickets
Flyday 15th Fabruary – Leicester Square Theatre, London – Image Conscious – Tickets here or here
Saturnday 16th Fabruary – Gulbenkian Theatre, Canterbury – Image Conscious – Tickets
Flyday 22nd Fabruary – The Hen & Chicken, Bristol – Image Conscious – Tickets
Thirsty 28th Fabruary – The Glee Club, Nottingham – Image Conscious – Tickets
THE MONTH OF MAYONNAISE:
U.K. TOUR – Image Conscious
Thirsty 16th Mayonnaise – Colchester Arts Centre, Colchester – Image Conscious – Tickets
Flyday 17th Mayonnaise – Palace Theatre, Southend – Image Conscious – Tickets here or here