Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, has strayed out of the Circular’s arena of jurisdiction. In Australala, night is day, up is down, Christmas is just a day out and Circular is straight. Confused? It is a very confusing land.
17:20 22/02/12
His Comedic Majesty landed at Tullamarine aerodrome, Melbourne at fifteen minutes past ten at night, having received massages, various fruit cocktails and several multiple course meals. Of course, it was morning here, and I was just starting work – another crushing slog. I will probably be severely disciplined for this, but Paul is not back for a week; the calm before the storm.
17:23 21/02/12
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, boarded a Royal Brunei craft at Heathrow aerodrome bound for Melbourne, Australala, by way of Dubai and Brunei. A far cry from the voyage of yesterday in his Nissan Micra, Valerie, down the M1.
17:19 21/02/12
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild, performed again in Leicester, before driving home through the night.
17:14 21/02/12
His Comedic Majesty, Mr. Paul Foot, travelled to the Leicester Comedy Festival to perform various pieces of humour. During his stay, he attended a Channel Dave themed Indian restaurant.
15:32 21/02/12
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, executed a secret recording session in Weybridge, Slurry.
15:18 21/02/12
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, travelled to Bognor Regis to visit Nanna Foot, Patron Saint of the Guild.
17:50 16/02/12
His Comedic Majesty, Mr. Paul Foot, performed a secret show of humour for Connoisseurs of the Guild.
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, went to the river to have some photos taken.
15:01 15/02/12
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, had an encounter with Jack Cullen, the Guild’s Executive Director. These occasions are always very mysterious, as the most secret and depraved Guild business is discussed.
17:56 13/02/12
