Paul Foot

Wrensday 16th Mayonnaise

admin — Thu, 17 May 2012 16:43:30 +0000

His Comedic Majesty, Mr. Paul Foot, continued his hectic filming schedule in Bulgaria, Eurasia. I began work rigourously documenting the business expenses for the first business quarter of this business year. For every filming session there is an admin session. … Continue reading →

Tunesday 15th Mayonnaise

admin — Wed, 16 May 2012 15:58:13 +0000

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, continued to be in Bulgaria filming.

16:57 16/05/12

Moonday 14th Mayonnaise

admin — Tue, 15 May 2012 16:13:38 +0000

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, flew to Sofia, Bulgaria to complete filming for a new television programme in which he shall play an ancient Roman man.

17:13 15/05/12

Sundae 13th Mayonnaise

admin — Mon, 14 May 2012 17:02:07 +0000

No official business occurred on this day.

18:01 14/05/12

Saturnday 12th Mayonnaise

admin — Mon, 14 May 2012 17:01:16 +0000

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, appeared on the Russell Howard show on the television, where he performed a piece of topical humour regarding shire horses.

18:01 14/05/12

Flyday 11th Mayonnaise

admin — Mon, 14 May 2012 16:59:54 +0000

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker travelled back to L’undone, where His Comedic Majesty performed at his first Secret Edinburgh Preview of 2012. The show was a great success. The new humour was enjoyed by the Connoisseurs, and a special collaborative performance occurred between Mr. Foot and his friend, Connoisseur Russell. Together, they depicted Angela Lansbury’s trip to the healing waters of Lourdes, which has occurred only in this fantasy and not in reality.

17:59 14/05/12

Thirsty 10th Mayonnaise

admin — Fri, 11 May 2012 11:30:44 +0000

His Comedic Majesty and His pining worker rose early for the complimentary breakfast, and then embarked upon a day of relentless writing of silly things. The day went quite well, so worker was allowed to come to complimentary dinner, preceded again by complimentary champagne and canapés (one of which was unstable). Then they drank a hefty portion of wine, and went to sleep.

12:30 11/05/12

Wrensday 9th Mayonnaise

admin — Fri, 11 May 2012 11:26:50 +0000

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker, Master A. Kilkenny-Sletcher, went to Kent for a business trip/writing retreat. They enjoyed champagne and canapés courtesy of a bonanza internet deal, and achieved nothing … Continue reading →

Tunesday 8th Mayonnaise

admin — Wed, 09 May 2012 19:15:37 +0000

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, executed a top-secret recording for a television show. On the way, he encountered an irate and abusive taxi driver.

09/05/12 20:15

Moonday 7th Mayonnaise

admin — Wed, 09 May 2012 19:14:06 +0000

On this, a banker’s holiday, His Comedic Majesty performed a short piece of humour at a show staged in pitch darkness in a large udder in London. He then travelled to Kilburn to perform a Paul Foot Favourite about shire … Continue reading →