To book me to perform, contact Ian Wilson by email or call 020 7223 7112.

You can join my Funny Forum, follow me on facebonk, on twitter (even if ye do not have twitter yourself), e-mail me or send a gift or letter to:

His Comedic Majesty Mister Paul Foot
Life President, the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs
c/o Ian Wilson, agent to the stars
IMWP (UK) Ltd.
3, The Raven
140, Westbridge Road
Battersea Village
London Town
SW11 3PF
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II's Green and Pleasant England
The Not Very United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Ye Olde British Empire


Many connoisseurs ask me how they should address me in letter or email form. The most informal way of writing to me is: "To His Comedic Majesty the President Paul of the Guild." There are other, more formal ways, of course.