Paul Foot

This day marked a grand occasion for the Guild, as Nanna Foot, Patron Saint of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, became 93 years of age. In celebration of this universary, Mr. Paul Foot accompanied her to the Hermann Goering … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, attended one of the Guild’s infamous secret shows. The evening was a great, chaotic success. One Connoisseur, called Ms. Darling, asked a most curious question with regards to … Continue reading →

His Comedic Majesty’s airship landed at Heathrow Aerodrome  in the early morning,  he was then driven homo by motor car. 16:22  27/02/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild, departed Tullamarine aerodrome, Melbourne, to fly homo, via Brunei and Dubai. 16:21  27/02/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, was recorded for antipodean television. 16:20  27/02/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed various unspecified humour duties around Melbourne City. They are unspecified because he is in Melbourne, so I don’t know what they were. 17:40  24/02/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed a fragment of standup humour on Australalan television programme The Circle. 18:08  23/02/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, has strayed out of the Circular’s arena of jurisdiction. In Australala, night is day, up is down, Christmas is just a day out and Circular is straight. Confused? … Continue reading →

His Comedic Majesty landed at Tullamarine aerodrome, Melbourne at fifteen minutes past ten at night, having received massages, various fruit cocktails and several multiple course meals. Of course, it was morning here, and I was just starting work – another … Continue reading →